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Chickfluencer
Opening the show with “My Chicken Has WiFi.” Please silence your phones. She is trying to gain followers.
Digital Soup proudly presents a completely questionable event
INK & BONESThe Clucking Chaos Tour 2027
Five punk-rock women. One chicken with WiFi. One city that absolutely, positively does not appear on any map.
One night · Zero reality checks
The date is set. Apparently.
Next stop:
Cluckingham.
Get ready for riffs, rebellion, questionable logistics, and an opening act who may demand a dressing room with unlimited seed snacks.
THE REPUBLIC OF ABSURDIA
Cluckingham
Venue: The Broken Rooster
Date: Friday the 13th-ish, 2027
Doors: Whenever someone finds the keys
Special guest · Opening act · Potential diva
Chickfluencer
Born in a barn. Raised on rock 'n' roll. Powered by WiFi.
Chickfluencer isn't just a chicken. She's a digital phenomenon with a pink mohawk, an electric guitar, and absolutely no understanding of the word humility.
Her breakout anthem tells the unbelievable story of a chicken who becomes more famous than the human who wrote his song. Now she's taking her questionable talent and astronomical ego on the road with INK & BONES.
Will she warm up the crowd? Absolutely. Will she hand over the stage when her set is finished? That's currently under investigation.
Her breakout anthem tells the unbelievable story of a chicken who becomes more famous than the human who wrote his song. Now she's taking her questionable talent and astronomical ego on the road with INK & BONES.
Will she warm up the crowd? Absolutely. Will she hand over the stage when her set is finished? That's currently under investigation.
Live from the coop
My Chicken Has WiFi
Her song. Her spotlight. Your bandwidth.
Fresh from the coop
Cluck Cluck Boom!
Turn it up, darling. The chicken has entered her next era.
The extremely official running order
Who's clucking first?
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INK & BONES
Bones, Ink, Aria, Nova & Lyric take over the stage. No poultry-related interruptions guaranteed. Probably.
An important announcement from management
NO CHICKEN WINGS!
NO CHICKEN WINGS WILL BE SERVED AT THIS CONCERT.
Chickfluencer has personally requested that all poultry-related menu items be removed.
Chicken nuggets, drumsticks, and suspiciously crispy things are strictly prohibited.
Violators will be unfollowed.
Please respect the artist. She's a little cocky.
— Management, The Republic of Absurdia
Admission to absolutely nowhere
Your night out
is calling.
Buy Ticket
Seriously. Buy a ticket.
Click the ticket to download your very official, completely fictional souvenir. Then crank up “My Chicken Has WiFi” and support the opening act.
*Cluckingham, Absurdia, The Broken Rooster and this tour are fictional. The attitude is real. The chicken's management team declined to comment.